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Contained within these pages are every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle IвЂ™ve ever used or ever hope to use to pick up chicks and give them the business. The Playbook provides a plenitude of plays to profit the persistent player. How? By giving you self-confidence and proving that you really are somebody who matters (even though youвЂ™re not).ДЄgain, sincerely, thanks for purchasing this book. But all of that is going to change because now, with the help of The Playbook, youвЂ™ll be able to approach any beautiful woman you want and trick her into sleeping with you. There are millions of unattractive chumps just like you all over the place who apparently never want to sleep with a woman. Geez, buddy, youвЂ™re kind of a mess, huh? Ooh, I bet you smell too. YouвЂ™re dressed like an overgrown eighth grader. You stumble up to a woman and stammer in a rehearsed yet cracking voice, вЂњCan I get your number?вЂќ Your trembling hands are stuffed in your pockets in a futile attempt to look cool. So suit up and get ready to be schooled in awesomeness.ДЇirst of all, thanks for purchasing this book! Now, if youвЂ™re reading this, IвЂ™m guessing youвЂ™re either too pathetic to pick up girls on your own, or youвЂ™re looking for some creative ideas to spice up your repertoire-but my moneyвЂ™s on вЂњtoo pathetic to pick up girls on your own.вЂќ вЂ¦and other greatest hits from Barney StinsonвЂ™s secret Playbook of legendary moves.

YouвЂ™ll master more than seventy-five seduction techniques, developed by pickup guru and all-around good guy Barney Stinson, guaranteed to turn you into a bona fide ladiesвЂ™ man. Now, with the help of The Playbook, youвЂ™ll be able to approach any beautiful woman, discover her innermost passion, and use that to trick her into sleeping with you. Since the dawn of history man has searched for the answer to the most fundamental of questions: вЂњWhy am I hereвЂ¦not banging chicks?вЂќ The search is over. Bestselling author of The Bro Code, Barney Stinson of How I Met Your Mother fame, presents The Playbook-like Neil StraussвЂ™s The Game for Bros, The Playbook offers advice on the many creative and resourceful ways BarneyвЂ™s developed to wine, dine, and score with вЂњThe Ladies.вЂќ

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